Definitely Not Books Tote

"What's in the bag?"

A sturdy, 12oz-cotton-canvas tote measuring H13" x W18" x D6". Gusseted for added strength, it can hold between 8 and 12 hardbacks (that is, if it did contain books, which it certainly does not) or a frankly absurd number of paperbacks.

Reassure your worried family members who are "just concerned that you might be hoarding" because there are no books to be found inside of this tote.